Dimakiloosafujdadydotuhe About the dimakiloosafujdadydotuhe

What is a dimakiloosafujdadydotuhe?

"A dimakiloosafujdadydotuhe is a type of rare green banana that has lumps on it.
It's taste may be described as tangy, and it tastes kind of like plums, but also with a hint of pineapple. (IT'S IMAGINARY)"
said Clo, the creator of dimakiloosafujdadydotuhes.

This banana is not a dimakiloosafujdadydotuhe, one has never been photographed, but it is similar to the dimakiloosafujdadydotuhes

How do you pronounce dimakiloosafujdadydotuhe?

You pronounce it like dih-mah-kee-loo-sah-foo-j-daddy-dot-oo-hee.

Why is there so much hatred toward dimakiloosafujdadydotuhes?

In the medieval times a little boy said that he loved dimakiloosafujdadydotuhes and blueberries. At first people thought "What a cute boy!" and went on with their lives. But then, 10 years later, an 18 year old man was known to kill the whole village the boy had lived in (the boy being a man now, though). The only people left were the once-boy but now 18-year-old man and the mayor's son, who was also 18 years old. The people from other villages near by didn't know the village very well, therefore not knowing the peoples' personalities, and assumed that a mayor's son couldn't have done it because he was too noble, and word spread that the once-boy killed the whole village. But of course, as we are humans, the people wanted to know why. That was when the mayor's son stepped in, and he said "The man who killed the village, when he was a boy, said the most peculiar thing ever said in this town - 'I love dimakiloosafujdadydotuhes and blueberries'. He must have been inflicted by an evil witch". And once again, word spread. The once-boy ran away, far, far, away and never came back. He built a time machine, went into the future, and changed his identity to George Washington and made up a back story based on a diary he found lying around. #conspiracytheorist

Alternative explanation: Everyone is sick of being told to search Google for Dimakiloosafujdadydotuhe.